1. when unplugging something, don't pull it out by the cord your mother was right. and electricity hurts.
2. don't try to chew gum in the shower.
3. kids teach parents more than parents teach kids.
4. coming in drunk and high and late is better than just coming in late- you get yelled at a lot more, but you don't care cause you're too amused by the ceiling fan, and the mystery of how you lost your socks but not your shoes.
5. nothing good EVER comes out of being selfish.
6. If one of your friends is going out with someone you like, don't give her relationship advice.
7. You can wait and hope and pray for something for so long that you will eventually despise it for making you so miserable.
8. it's not a coincidence that it's called a 'crush', or that they call it 'falling' in love.
9. To accomplish great things, you gotta take great risks.
10. If you love someone TELL THEM!!!!!!! TRUST ME, it can't be any more uncomfortable than sitting in silence and watching him and your best friend get married.
11. Sometimes a lie is a hell of a lot easier to believe than the truth. |
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