This is a chant- so make sure you give each sound it`s full pronunciation...
Arrgh, Bugger, cold floor
Close door - Lock
Turn Key - *schlock*
Lower seat trousers down
Sit down - cold seat *frown*
Start to push - straining hard
Out comes first shard
Plop, plop - here it comes
Shooting out my bum
Water splashing my arse
Toilet paper - Wipe Fast!
Get up, trousers on
Flush toilet- turd gone
Wash hands at sink
Open window (sorry- Stink!)
Well wasn`t that fun...
All over, I`m done!
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