THE WACK ADVENTURES OF CHICKIE-LICKY
*caution: This story absolutely makes no sense. Anything similar to this is purely ridiculous! Enjoy ^_^*
This is a story of a guy I knew. Nobody really knew his name but people called him Chickie-Licky. Don't ask me why, but the people around here swear left to right that at night, when no ones around, they can hear this guy cluck just like a chicken.
So anyway.....
Chickie-Licky and I was playin' b-ball. Chickie-Licky saw what I saw.
Chickie-Licky saw some guy's butt.
Chickie-Licky almost bust a gut!
Then one day....
Chickie-Licky was in a hurricane.
Chickie-Licky's stupid ass got maimed,
cause...
Chickie-Licky was tryin' to save a goat.
But Chickie-Licky's dumb ass couldn't float.
Chickie-Licky was claimed as a hero.
But Chickie-Licky was really a zero!
So....
Chickie-Licky was walkin' down the street.
Chickie-Licky had no feet.
But Chickie-Licky didn't even care,
cause...
Chickie-Licky didn't have no hair.
And then....
Chickie-Licky was sittin' at home.
Chickie-Licky was lookin' at his comb.
Chickie-Licky got a little hungry.
So...
Chickie-Licky ate his BVD's.
Then one time....
Chickie-Licky was drinking alot of beer.
Chickie-Licky was talkin' to a deer.
And soon...
Chickie-Licky saw a tornado.
Chickie-Licky said "Doh, doh, doh!"
So....
Chickie-Licky jumped into a pool.
But...
Chickie-Licky was a stupid fool,
cause..
Chickie-Licky was goin' down.
So Chickie-Licky stupid butt dun drowned.
Chickie-Licky was dumb as dirt.
Chickie-Licky was a horny pervert.
Cause..
Chickie-Licky couldn't get it on.
So..
Chickie-Licky wrote sand this dumb ass song.
So...um...the stories over. So....uhhhh..............
GO HOME!!!!!
LuV
cHIcKiE-
LiCky oż@
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