There was something up my nose
that I couldn't guess.
It was really bugging me, so I grabbed hot tea.
I tilted my head and I poured it with glee,
as the white hot steam suddenly came from me.
I was so happy that whatever it was, was gone.
But since I celebrated that early, that feeling came back strong.
So I dug up my nose with a garden hose,
to search for the irritation.
But when I finally stopped,
there was a red irrigation.
Of blood! Oh no, it was not.
For the gooey substance was just snot.
So on with my battle,
I tried many to stradle,
the thing that was bugging me at night.
So I finally decided and I stepped inside it,
that thing that is my nose.
To find and purge what is deeply submerged
the boundry beyond my reach.
As I continued, I looked and grinned and shook as my journey came to a skreech.
Dear god what could it be? What is that thing that I can not see?
So as I stepped closer, I see that it is grosser,
then I thought it was before.
But as I kept walking, I noticed a knocking that was coming from the oncoming door.
"Hey who are you? Get out of my nose! Or I'll bust in there like your one of my whose!"
I shouted and spouted but to no avail.
Oh let it be, I hate to fail.
But soonly as I walked away,
the door creeked and a voice started to say, "Hey I'm sorry, I didn't know it was you. You have a very lovely nose, whatta view! The things you do and the stuff you say, made me want to learn more of you in a bad way!"
As I looked at the creature it wasn't so bad,
I started to smile and nothing was sad.
We looked and laughed and said nothing at all. I was told I was unique with the cutest grin but small.
I just laughed and laughed and laugh the moment away, but unfortunately I couldn't stay.
I had to go and be in my room,
or mom would find out and I'll be in impending doom!
So good night weird person in my nose,
I'm very sorry about the hot tea and the hose! |
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