"Did you read about that guy in Teen Beat?"
"Ooh, yeah, he's super duper neat!"
"Heard he's gay," said Peggy-Sue
"That's something he would never do!"
"Ain't he married?" asked Linda-Laine
"I...don't think so," replied Karen in vain
"Ooh, the sideburns!"
"They're sooo last year."
"You're totally out of it, my dear!"
"What about HIM? Now THAT guy's fii-iine."
"He's okay...if you like that kind."
They pop their bubble gum and giggle.
Let their hips to gently wiggle.
Oh, what a sweet little oddity
Tangles in the pin-ups they see
Hehehe, they'll all laugh soon...
Sigh...but he WAS born in June...
Ooh, lovely month...golden hair...
That silly smile, that funny glare...
Slapping myself across the face...
I simply can't join the giggly girl race.
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