I just can't stand to look!
Now I must look away!
From this wretched image,
My all-encompassed hate.
Sometimes she's too skinny,
But mainly she's too fat.
Her hair just won't curl right,
Her face too small for hats.
She's for sure no writer,
She's for sure no comic,
Won't drink Coca-Cola,
Won't drink Gin and Tonic.
Her eyes look almost white,
Against her almond skin.
Her pers'nal'ty's sour,
She'll never quite fit in!
Her eyes don't match her skin,
Nothing matches her lips.
Her waist is much too large,
For someone with her hips!
Oh, dear god, she's smiling!
Look at her crooked teeth!
Jesus Christ, don't look down,
She's got enormous feet!
Who would ever love her?
I hate her through and through!
Such an ugly tomboy.
I loathe, despise her, too!
Just take a look at her,
Don't you want to slap her?
Hope you see a diff'rence
'Tween "before" and "after"?
Oh my, now she's crying,
The horrid little geek.
I really hate to say this:
She's nothing but a freak.
She's ev'rything I hate.
She's ev'ry thing I fear
Sometimes it gets so hard
To look into the mirr'r.
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