Somewhere among pearly gates, golden streets, and plastic flowers
lies a real problem
Jesus has become
more violent and unintelligible than a Mexican immigrant
And an illegal one at that
Throwing vases at the angels
rocks for Peter, Paul, and Mary
random words of malediction tossed to
passing newcomers
"Welcome to Heaven, you fucking good-for-nothing, sobbing bastards. I'm your Savior and amazingly, I Don't Care!"
Even his beloved goat,
Akira (a japanese samurai in a past life),
can't seem to pummel him to his senses.
And I would think his furry footed, long eared, cotton tailed lovers
could pull heartstrings with a wiggle of the nose.
But no...
We can only sit back and watch him run
wild
Dashing about buck naked, filling up on cheap booze and wine
taking sporadic intervals to sodomize god
Don't worry...
He uses special protection
that always enhances divine pleasure... |
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