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Dante's Inferno Test - Impurity, Sin... and Damnation

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A heavy thunder breaks the deep lethargy within your head....


...causing you to upstart suddenly, like a person who by force is awakened. Before you stands an enormous gate with an inscription that reads:

"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."

Welcome to the Dante's Inferno Hell Test. This test, sponsored by the 4degreez.com community (the fine people who brought you the famous Personality Disorder Test), is based on the description of Hell found in Dante's Divine Comedy. Answer the questions below as honestly as you can and discover your fate. Based on your answers, your purity will be judged and you will be banished to the appropriate level of hell. Abandon all hope.

Have you been attending religious worship lately? Yes
No
Have you been known to dress provocatively to attract the attention of the opposite sex? Yes
No
Do you own or plan to own a flashy sports car or an SUV? Yes
No
Have you suffered suicidal thoughts? Yes
No
Have you been in any physical fights in recent years? Yes
No
Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse? Yes
No
Do you believe in astrology, tarot cards, and fortune-telling? Yes
No
Do you donate time or money to charities? Yes
No
Are you often very depressed? Yes
No
Do you believe in God? Yes
No
Have you stolen anything from an employer or friend? Yes
No
Are you good at telling lies? Yes
No
Do you look at pornography? Yes
No
Do you often lose your temper? Yes
No
Do you intentionally cause harm to yourself? Yes
No
Do you intentionally cause harm to others, or to animals? Yes
No
Do you tend to hoard your money and possessions? Yes
No
Are you loyal to your friends and family through good times and bad? Yes
No
Did you or do you plan to have sex before marriage? Yes
No
Do you think science and logic represent the pinnacle of human understanding? Yes
No
Do you use God's name in vain (ex. "God damn it," "Oh my God")? Yes
No
Do you enjoy violent movies and video games? Yes
No
Have you been to a strip club? Yes
No
Do you read scripture? Yes
No
Have you wished bad things upon your fellow countrymen? Yes
No
Would you ever consider engaging in treason against your country? Yes
No
Have you ever attempted suicide? Yes
No
Do you give food or money to beggars? Yes
No
Do you believe it is your right to indulge yourself with every last dollar you earn? Yes
No
Have you recently done something that you've criticized others for doing? Yes
No
Have you ever visited or called a psychic? Yes
No
Do you repent for your sins? Yes
No
Do you love to shop for yourself, even when you don't need anything new? Yes
No
Do you consider living a virtuous life to be one of your top goals? Yes
No
Do you believe in an afterlife? Yes
No
Do you "hate" a lot of people? Yes
No
Have you ever taken pleasure in someone else's misery? Yes
No
Do you have any pagan religious beliefs? Yes
No
Have you ever lent money to someone and charged them interest or expected some "extra" in return? Yes
No
Have you ever engaged in oral or anal sex? Yes
No
Have you ever tricked someone into thinking you were someone whom you are not? Yes
No
Have you ever seduced someone, only to lose interest soon after? Yes
No
Have you ever gotten someone drunk, tricked someone, or used some other underhanded means to try to initiate sexual activity for you or for a friend? Yes
No
Do you eat at restaurants several times a week? Yes
No
Do you consider food to be one of life's finer pleasures? Yes
No
Are you ever attracted to members of your same sex? Yes
No
Have you ever been sexually intimate with a member of your same sex? Yes
No
Would you sooner go without sex than go without tasty food? Yes
No
Are you overweight? Yes
No
Are you a "penny pincher"? Yes
No
Do you like to "live large"? Yes
No
Do you hate yourself? Yes
No
Do you masturbate often? Yes
No

True/False Questions

Through God, all things are possible. True
False
In war, the best idea is to bomb the hell out of the other country. True
False
People are poor because they deserve to be, and should be given no help. True
False
Morals are relative. True
False
It's okay to punch someone if they "have it coming." True
False
Religion is fiction. True
False
Some people, such as Nostradamus, are able to predict future events. True
False
It's okay to cut a family member out of your life if they have done something that you strongly disagree with. True
False
Rich men and women deserve every penny and should spend or save their wealth as they wish. True
False
Assassination is an appropriate way of settling political disputes. True
False
It is acceptable to use false flattery to get ahead. True
False
Hammering away on scandals is a good way to damage those with whom you disagree politically. True
False
A pimp is a good thing to be. True
False
Fasting is a way of expressing religious conviction that you have chosen or would gladly choose. True
False
Some people just deserve to die. True
False
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The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the !

Your fate has been decided....

You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the !




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Dante's Inferno Hell Test is based on Dante's Divine Comedy, written in 1301 by Dante Alighieri
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L ucky you, you've been good enough to escape hell. You must climb Mount Pergatory in your quest toward heaven. Good luck to ye! C haron ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley.. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here. Encompassed by a hemisphere of light- light of reason. peaceful, yet sad. Y ou have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. I n the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth, with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws. The gluttons are punished here, within the filthy mixture of shadows and of rain. Because you consumed in excess, here is where you meet your fate. filled with cold, heavy, dirty rain and the souls there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. J ust before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious meet their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternity with others who either wasted, lived greedily and insatiably, or who hoarded their fortunes, . The demon Plutus dwells here. T he river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx. Y ou approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain dotted with burning tombs, surrounded by iron walls. Standing guard??? are the three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Inside the tombs (sepulchers) suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife. Make themselves audible by doleful sighs. respite wicked G uarded by the Minotaur, who snarls and bites himself in fury, but was unable to reach them, and across the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. lament their pitiless mischiefs centaurs armed with bows and arrows, shot those who came too far out of the river. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers suffer here. The stench is overpowering. There is also the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. Harpies (foul birdlike creatures with human faces) nested there. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with eternal fire against their naked bodies. Blasphemers. Sodomites. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art. M any and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled (amphitheatre-shaped) Malebolge: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice. The seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons. The hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, whose feet are licked by flames, kicked and writhed desperately. The barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here. Thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhed and wrapped around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies torn apart. Dante wanted to put his hands over his ears because of the lamentations of the sinners there, who were afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin of with their nails: it was worse than the great hospitals. Justice divine doth smite them with its hammer. T his is the deepest level of hell, where Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing a chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found here. The three faces of Satan (black, red, yellow) can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut.