Below are the 36 most-recently asked questions and the advice given by the Advice Bunny and the Advice Duck. Private questions are not displayed. Questions are listed from newest to oldest.
Question: Bunny's Response: Are you actually relying on a blurry picture of a little bunny to give you the answer to that?
Question: should i commit suicide? Bunny's Response: Mmmmmm Hmmmmmm. Duck's Response: This bunny can't seem to keep a secret. Sheesh.
Question: should i commit mass murder next week? Bunny's Response: For a good looking person like you? Anything's possible. Duck's Response: The Advice Bunny doesn't know a thing. He couldn't tell his nose from his fluffy little tail.
Question: should i commit mass murder tomorrow? Bunny's Response: Must you bother me with your constant questions? Duck's Response: What is up with this bunny? Can't he just give advice nicely?
Question: should i commit mass murder today? Bunny's Response: I'm going to plead the 5th on this one. Duck's Response: I don't know why he won't tell. It's not like it's top secret or something.
Question: should i smoke pot today? Bunny's Response: Yeah. I think so. But then again, what do I know. Duck's Response: Lucky for you that you decided to hear my opinion on this question. The Advice Bunny is wrong.
Question: Should i kill my bad habbits? Bunny's Response: The answer is no. And please do not ask again.
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http://tiny.cc/eros777 Bunny's Response: The voices in my head say yes. Duck's Response: Seems like the bunny is in a bad mood. I don't think he'll be giving good advice today. Not like he ever does, though.
Question: Bunny's Response: Yes, I would like half a pound of cheese. Thank you.
Question: lemme get this poster., Bunny's Response: I don't know, but my friend Advice Duck says definately not.
Question: its freaken hot...., Bunny's Response: The voices in my head say yes.
Question: lemme get this poster., Bunny's Response: I can't tell you that until you make a donation to the ASPCA.
Question: You do some amazing work. Wishing you much continued success and hope to see you out at an event in the near future., Bunny's Response: For a good looking person like you? Anything's possible.
Question: gosh, Bunny's Response: Mmmmmm Hmmmmmm.
Question: Hope you're enjoying your week., Bunny's Response: I don't know. Ask the Advice Duck.
Question: what a goddess!!, Bunny's Response: Yes, I would like half a pound of cheese. Thank you.
Question: i love your work!, Bunny's Response: Shhhh. I'm not supposed to tell.
Question: Lol., Bunny's Response: I don't know. Ask the Advice Duck.
Question: Hummina Hummina huh! Keep up the good work!!, Bunny's Response: I'll tell you this: It's definately possible.
Question: 2111.txt;10;10 Bunny's Response: Yeah. Duh. Duck's Response: Seems like the bunny is in a bad mood. I don't think he'll be giving good advice today. Not like he ever does, though.
Question: will rick ever stop being so critical? Bunny's Response: Yes. Yes yes yes. Wanna order a pizza? Duck's Response: This bunny can't seem to keep a secret. Sheesh.
Question: is it a good idea for me to divorce him? Bunny's Response: Ummmmm..... Nah. Duck's Response: Advice Bunny doesn't sound too sure. I'm going to say the answer to your question is yes.
Question: i need to divorce him? Bunny's Response: I hope you don't take this too hard but the answer is no. Duck's Response: I can't deny it. The answer to your question is no.
Question: Bunny's Response: I don't know, but my friend Advice Duck says definately not. Duck's Response: Seems like the bunny is in a bad mood. I don't think he'll be giving good advice today. Not like he ever does, though.
Question: do i masturbate too frequently?
Bunny's Response: I'll tell you this: It's definately possible.
Question: do i masturbate too much?
Bunny's Response: Hey, you already asked that!
Question: do i masturbate too much?
Bunny's Response: Oh that's a tough one. I'm going to go with.. Yes.
Question: Should Javier eat another sandwich? Bunny's Response: I am the all-knowing advice bunny. The answer to your question is... NO. Duck's Response: Yeah, the bunny's answer is right. I'm just as surprised as you are.
Question: Bunny's Response: I am the all-knowing advice bunny. The answer to your question is... NO.
Question: Why? Bunny's Response: Hey, I only do yes or no questions here bud
Question: will i need to study for my test
Bunny's Response: I think it's obvious. You already know the answer. You don't need me to tell you. Duck's Response: What is up with this bunny? Can't he just give advice nicely?
Question: is the advice bunny old
Bunny's Response: How am I supposed to know? I'm just a fuzzy little bunny.
Question: Is the advice bunny furry
Bunny's Response: That's classified information. I'm going to have to see some ID first.
Question: Is the advice bunny wise Bunny's Response: Don't repeat the same questions, you will confuse me.
Question: Is the advice bunny wise Bunny's Response: Hey, you already asked that!
Question: Is the advice bunny wise Bunny's Response: No. Definately not. So says the all-knowing advice bunny.
Question: Will cody drop nick off at home Bunny's Response: Yes of course, you silly person you.