Below are the 36 most-recently asked questions and the advice given by the Advice Bunny and the Advice Duck. Private questions are not displayed. Questions are listed from newest to oldest.
Question: What is 2+2 Bunny's Response: Must you bother me with your constant questions?
Question: ? Bunny's Response: How am I supposed to know? I'm just a fuzzy little bunny.
Question: Is it safe? Bunny's Response: That's classified information. I'm going to have to see some ID first. Duck's Response: The bunny is just pretending he can't tell you. He really just doesn't know the answer.
Question: will i get fired?
Bunny's Response: Oh, you and your crazy questions.
Question: will Hilary win the presidential race Bunny's Response: It seems likely.
Question: will i get fired?
Bunny's Response: Nope, sorry dude.
Question: Do pigs fly?
Bunny's Response: No, absolutely not. Well, on second thought, maybe. Actually I have no idea. I'm just making this up as I go along.
Question: IS THIS PAIN IMPORTANT? Bunny's Response:
Question: does cody love brooke Bunny's Response: The answer is no. And please do not ask again.
Question: does mika like courtney Bunny's Response: I am the all-knowing advice bunny. The answer to your question is... YES.
Question: will he kiss me this weekend Bunny's Response: Not a chance.
Question: does chris like me Bunny's Response: Yes, but don't tell anyone.
Question: will me and chris go out this weekend Bunny's Response: No, absolutely not. Well, on second thought, maybe. Actually I have no idea. I'm just making this up as I go along.
Question: a , rimonabant diet pil Bunny's Response: Come on, I can't give you that information. It's confidential.
Question: a , rimonabant diet pil Bunny's Response: Sorry, I'm drawing a blank here.
Question: Bunny's Response: Wouldn't you like to know. Duck's Response: The bunny is just pretending he can't tell you. He really just doesn't know the answer.
Question: do you want to f*** a dog in the ass Bunny's Response: Of course! Duck's Response: The bunny is usually wrong, but this time he is 100% right!
Question: Are you from Mesxico? Bunny's Response: Let me meditate for awhile and I'll get back to you on that. Duck's Response: LOL. The bunny is so dumb. The answer is yes.
Question: Should I dance like a monkey? Bunny's Response: Yeah. Duh. Duck's Response: Just as the bunny said, the answer to your question is yes.
Question: I already made a donation the ASPCA and the duck said yes anyway. Care to confirm or deny? Bunny's Response: ¡Creo que si! ¡Es Verdad! Duck's Response: Do you need some clarification? The bunny answered you with a yes in Spanish.
Question: did R kick the bucket? Bunny's Response: I can't tell you that until you make a donation to the ASPCA. Duck's Response: I don't think I'm supposed to tell, but the answer to your question is yes.