Advice Given by the Advice Bunny and Advice Duck

Below are the 36 most-recently asked questions and the advice given by the Advice Bunny and the Advice Duck. Private questions are not displayed. Questions are listed from newest to oldest.

Question: What is 2+2
Bunny's Response: Must you bother me with your constant questions?

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Question: Is it safe?
Bunny's Response: That's classified information. I'm going to have to see some ID first.
Duck's Response: The bunny is just pretending he can't tell you. He really just doesn't know the answer.

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Question: should i put my dick inside her?
Bunny's Response: No. Absolutely positively not.

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Bunny's Response: Do you honestly expect me to know?


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Question: will i get fired?
Bunny's Response: Oh, you and your crazy questions.

Question: will Hilary win the presidential race
Bunny's Response: It seems likely.

Question: will i get fired?
Bunny's Response: Nope, sorry dude.

Question: Do pigs fly?
Bunny's Response: No, absolutely not. Well, on second thought, maybe. Actually I have no idea. I'm just making this up as I go along.

Question: IS THIS PAIN IMPORTANT?
Bunny's Response:

Question: does cody love brooke
Bunny's Response: The answer is no. And please do not ask again.

Question: does mika like courtney
Bunny's Response: I am the all-knowing advice bunny. The answer to your question is... YES.

Question: will he kiss me this weekend
Bunny's Response: Not a chance.

Question: does chris like me
Bunny's Response: Yes, but don't tell anyone.

Question: will me and chris go out this weekend
Bunny's Response: No, absolutely not. Well, on second thought, maybe. Actually I have no idea. I'm just making this up as I go along.

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Duck's Response: The bunny is just pretending he can't tell you. He really just doesn't know the answer.

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Question: do you want to f*** a dog in the ass
Bunny's Response: Of course!
Duck's Response: The bunny is usually wrong, but this time he is 100% right!

Question: Are you from Mesxico?
Bunny's Response: Let me meditate for awhile and I'll get back to you on that.
Duck's Response: LOL. The bunny is so dumb. The answer is yes.

Question: Should I dance like a monkey?
Bunny's Response: Yeah. Duh.
Duck's Response: Just as the bunny said, the answer to your question is yes.

Question: I already made a donation the ASPCA and the duck said yes anyway. Care to confirm or deny?
Bunny's Response: ¡Creo que si! ¡Es Verdad!
Duck's Response: Do you need some clarification? The bunny answered you with a yes in Spanish.

Question: did R kick the bucket?
Bunny's Response: I can't tell you that until you make a donation to the ASPCA.
Duck's Response: I don't think I'm supposed to tell, but the answer to your question is yes.

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