The Joke Station - Funny Tech-Related Jokes

The following jokes are sorted by Rating (best to worst).

Computer Gender- (Rated: 73%)
The Talking Frog- (Rated: 73%)
Shiny New Motorcycle- (Rated: 73%)
Hot Air Balloon- (Rated: 72%)
Year 2000 Compliant Database- No Description. (Rated: 72%)
If Microsoft Built Cars- No Description (Rated: 71%)
If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer- No Description (Rated: 70%)
Dear Tech Support- a computer user having difficulty with his latest version of GirlFriend. (Rated: 69%)
Stranded- (Rated: 69%)
3 Engineers and the Stalled Car- (Rated: 68%)
MS Tech at Bootcamp- (Rated: 66%)
Truck Driver- (Rated: 65%)
Etch-A-Sketch- (Rated: 64%)
Helicopter Landing- (Rated: 63%)
Why Email is Like a Penis- what a title lol (Rated: 60%)
A Followup to "Dear Tech Support"- More details on wife 1.0. (Rated: 60%)
Husbands Performace- (Rated: 59%)
When Y2K Hits- Not all errors will be bad. (Rated: 59%)
1996 Computer Viruses- (Rated: 57%)
A Redneck's Guide to Computers- No Description (Rated: 53%)