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A Priest Goes to McDonalds

A priest goes to McDonalds and orders french fries, coke, and hamburger.
"I'm sorry, we don't have fries, sir," says the clerk.
"Then I'll have a coke and some fries."
"Sir, we do not have fries, we ran out," says the clerk apologetically.
The priest spouts, "then I'll have a burger and fries."
The clerk begins to get pissed.
"Sir, who put the butter in butterfly?" he asks.
The priest replies, "God of course."
"Then who put the hum in hummingbird?"
The priest replies, "God of course."
"Then who put the frigg in fries?"
The priest replies, "There is no frigg in fries."
"That's what I've been trying to tell you..."

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