A Burgler Breaks Into a House

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you."

Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"

"Yes", said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then asked, "What's your name?"

"Clarence," said the bird.

"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"

"The same idiot who named the Rottweiller, Jesus."