Pelvic Exam

A woman goes into the gynecologist for her first pelvic exam. Feeling a little uncomfortable, the woman slowly undresses, covers herself with a sheet, and then crawls up onto the examining table. The doctor walks in and orders the woman to put her feet into the stirrups. The woman obeys, and the doctor pulls up a stool and starts the examination. After a few minutes the woman asks, "Is everything OK, doc?" The doctor replies, "God! You have a huge vagina!" The woman, feeling completely humiliated, says, "Well, you didn't have to say it twice!" The doctor looks up and says, "I didn't!"