The bar room horse

there was this man he had walk it to this bar and ordered a beer when he sat down he look to the end of the bar and there was a horse standing there with a sign around his neck saying "if you can make me laugh you win a thosand dollars" so the guy ask the bartender if he could try and the bartender said "go ahead noone else has been able to" so the guy walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and the horse almost falls over he was laughing so hard,well the guy collects his money and goes on his way a few months later the guy comes back to the bar and orders a beer when he looks down at the end of the bar he sees the same horse there with a different sign around his neck saying" if you can make me cry you win a thousand dallars" so the guy ask the bartender if he could try but he would have to take the horse out in the ally beside the bar and he told the bartender that he could come to so they led the horse out into the ally then he told the bartender to turn around so he did and just a second later the horse started crying his eyes well the man collect the money and was about to leave and then the bartender ask the man if he was the one who made him laugh and the guy said yeah im the one then the bartender said if you dont mid me asking how did you get to laugh and then cry? well first i told him that my dick was bigger than his and then when you wanted me to make him cry i took him out in the ally and proved it.