Ghost Humor

A professor at Texas A&M University is giving a lecture on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people
here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's
a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you
think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone
here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response." "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3
students raise their hands."That's fantastic." "But let me ask you one
question further...
Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student in a flannel shirt and baseball cap way in the back raises his
hand. The professor is astonished.
He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years
I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with
a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student complies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his
way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like
to have sex with a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!? Sheeyit. From baaack there it sounded like
you said 'goats'".