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Bad 40th

Sent by: Jenn

Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

The husband yells, When you die, I´m getting you a headstone that reads, ´Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever´.

Yeah she replies, When you die, I´m getting you a headstone that reads, Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.´

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