K- 9 Unit

The Baltimore Police Department, famous for its superior K-9 unit, was somewhat taken back by this recent incident. Returning home from work, a man was shocked to find his house ransacked and burglarized. He telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the guy ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps, put his face in his hands and moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a blind policeman!"