The Creation of the Boobs

Seven wise men smarter than shit, decided to make a pair of tits.
First was a miner who came from the ground, Grabbed a shovel and made two mounds.

Next was a sculptor after being soothed, With skillful hands he made them smoothed.

Third was a mattress maker who was a bit sleazy, But worked on the boobs to make them squeezy.

Fourth came a tailor who could tuck and nip, At the top of it he made a tip.

Fifth was a farmer that gave them milk, Coming from the tip smooth as silk.

Sixth was a father that burst out and said, "If she feeds the kids, I stay in Bed!"

Finally was a pimp who said with some spit, after licking and sucking "This is definitely a tit!"