Return To Naughty Jokes

I'm 11

A young boy approaches his father and asks, "Hey, Dad, do you know how old I am today?"

"No, son, how old are you?"

"I'm eleven!" says the proud, young boy.

Then, the young boy goes into the kitchen and asks his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, do you know how old I am today?"

"Come closer, dear."

The young boy obliges. The grandmother unzips his pants and reaches her frail arm into his underwear. She fondles him for a brief minutes and then says, "You're eleven, dear."

"How could you tell, Grandma?"

"I heard you tell your father, dear."




Send This Joke To A Friend
Enter e-mail address(es) (separate multiple e-mails using commas):


Enter your name:


Rate This Joke!

Hilariously Funny!
Very Funny
Funny
Ehhh...Okay
Not Too Funny
Grandma Tells Better

Advertisement
Jokes, Puns, and Riddles
3650 Jokes, Puns & Riddles
A massive collection of jokes, puns, and riddles. Zany, wacky, dumb, hilarious.
Buy It Now

Advertisement
George Carlin Napalm Silly Putty
Napalm & Silly Putty
Outrageous comedy by George Carlin.
Book:
Buy It Now Audio CD:
Buy It Now
Return To Naughty Jokes
Member Poetry - Famous, Humorous, Wise Quotations - 4degreez.com