One fine day in the woods

A man was walking in he woods, It was a great day. Suddenly, the man hears a rustling in the bushes. He peeks over the bush and sees a short man dressed all in green dancing around and singing. "Holy shit" the man says "That's a Leprechaun , I gotta grab him so I can get my three wishes" So the man pounces on the Leprechaun and says "Gotcha, now give me my wishes!! I want Cindy Crawford in my bed every morning, A million dollars given to me everyday for the rest of my life, and immortality." The Leprechaun says "Ah, Those are some hard wishes, for me to grant them I'll need you to let me bone you up the ass!!!" The man thinks for a second and says "All right, I'll do it for those things" SO the Leprechaun mounts him and starts going to town. The man says, "I can't beleive I'm doing this." The Leprechaun says, "I can't beleive it either" The man replies, "You can't beleive I'm actually letting you bone me too huh?" "Not exactly," The Leprechaun says, "I just can't beleive you really think I'm a Leprechaun!!!"