A Man Confesses his Sins

One day Rob goes to the church and takes a seat in the confessional. 'Father', he says, 'this week I have sinned fourty three times.' 'My son', the priest says, 'this is a bad thing. Who did this happen with?.' 'My wife', Rob answers. 'But that is not a sin', the priest says, 'That is common behaviour in a marriage.' 'I know', Rob says with a smile, 'I was just anxious to tell someone.'