Wheel Chair Drunk

A man had been drinking in a bar all night. He decided to go home. But when he stood up he fell flat on his face! So he decided that he should go outside and get some fresh air. Then he might be able to stand up. When he got outside he tried to stand up again. He fell flat on his face! So he crawled the three blocks to his house. He thought he might be able to stand by then. When he got to the front steps of his house he again tried to stand up. He fell flat on his face! So he crawled up the stairs and into his room. There he tried one more time. When he stood he fell flat on his face.

The next morning his wife woke him up and asked him if he had been drinking again. When he asked her why she replied, the pub called. You left your wheel chair down there again!