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Meaning of Success

Sent by: Emily

To a Man, the Meaning of Success Depends on His Age:

At age 4...success is...not peeing in his pants
At age 16...success is..."gettin' a little"
At age 50...success is...about career and family
At age 65...success is..."gettin' a little"
At age 90...success is...not peeing in his pants


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