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Two Russian Presidant and George Bush

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There were two Russian presidents and George Bush. The first Russian president dropped a star on his country and said, "God I love my country." The second Russian president dropped a star on his country and said, "God I love my country." George Bush dropped a bomb on his country and said "Devil I hate my country." So they all went back to their countries. The first russian president saw a little girl crying and when he asked her what was wrong she said, "A star fell on my daddy and my daddy died." The second Russian president saw a little girl crying and when he asked her what was wrong she said, "A star fell on my daddy and my daddy died." George Bush saw a little girl laughing and when he asked her what was so funny she said, "my daddy farted and the house blew up!" LOL


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