My Favorite Bumper Stickers

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
Horn broken. Watch for finger
No Matter Where You Go, There You Are.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
My Child Can Beat Up Your Honor Student.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
Stamp Out Crime - Abolish the IRS
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Dare to keep the CIA off Drugs.
Forget the Whales, Save the Cowboy.
Old Skiers Never Die. They Just go Downhill.
Money Isn't Everything, But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch.
Happiness is the Ball in the Fairway.
I brake for Hallucinations.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Illiterate? Call This Number for Help...
Welcome to Colorado - Now Go Home
Smile - Its The Second Best Thing you can do with Your Lips.
"Telling an Old Person He's Useless is Abortion on the Other End"
If Men Could Have Abortions, It Would Be a Sacrament
Ask First If The Animal Wants To Be Killed
Your Mother's Choice was Pro-Life. [Waah...]
This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random