StepLadder

Step-ladder

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's
being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is
staring at him intently, the guy thinks nothing of it.

A few moments later, though, the midget drags a small
stepladder next to the urinal. He then proceeds to
admire the man's privates at close range from atop
the stepladder.

"Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest
testicles I've ever seen!"

Surprised -- and flattered -- the man thanks the midget
and starts to zip up.

"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says
the little fellow, "but would mind if I touched them?"

Again, the man is rather startled, but sees no real harm
so he obliges...

The midget reaches out and gets a tight grip on the
man's privates, then says, "Okay, mister, hand me your
wallet or I'll jump off the ladder!"
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