Mother and three kids

One day a guy robs a bank. On his way out, he sees a cop so he shoots three times and misses and hit a pregnant woman with triplets. Which were unharmed.

Sixteen years later, one of the girls walks up crying to her mother. Her mother asks, "What's wrong?" To that the girl replys, "I was peeing and I peed out a bullet." The mother said calmly, "don't worry about it."

A few days later the same thing happened with the other girl.

A few days after that the boy walk up crying to his mother. To this the mother says, "You were peeing and you peed out a bullet, right?" The boy replyed, "I was jacking off and I shot the dog."