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A heart specialist died and they're having his
funeral. The coffin was placed in front of a huge heart. When the priest finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside, then the heart closed.
Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing.
The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?" "I don't mean any disrespect, but I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?"
"I'm a gynecologist."
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funeral. The coffin was placed in front of a huge heart. When the priest finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside, then the heart closed.
Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing.
The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?" "I don't mean any disrespect, but I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?"
"I'm a gynecologist."
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