Premature Ejaculation

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said,"When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself."
That same day the man went to the store and bought a starter pistol. All excited to try the doctor's suggestion out, he runs home to his wife. He finds his wife at home, in bed, naked and waiting for him. As the two begin, they find themselves in a 69 position. Moments later, the man feels the sudden urge to cum so he fires the starter pistol.

The next day, the man goes back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Not that well...when I fired the pistol my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my dick and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!"