Year Long Study

After a two year long study, the National Science
Foundation announced the following results on
corporate America's recreation preferences:

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or
incarcerated people is: Basketball.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level
employees is: Bowling.

3. The sport of choice for front line workers
is: Football.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors
is: Baseball.

5. The sport of choice for middle management
is:Tennis.

6. The sport of choice for corporate officers
is: Golf.

Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate
structure, the smaller your balls become.