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A deaf-mute strolls into a pharmacy to buy a pack of condoms. unfornately he can't find the rubbers. beacause he is unable to speak he can not explain to the pharmacist by speaking, so he tries to explain with his hands, but the pharmacist fails to understand.
Frustrated the deaf-mute unzips his pants, pulls out his penis and (thid!) drops in on the counter. then he lays a fine dollar bill down next to it.
"ah" the pharmacist says. smiling he unzips his pants and flops his penis on the counter. then he pockets the deaf-mute mans cash. the man begins to curse in sign-language. "sorry" say the paharmacist, "if you can't afford to loose, you shouldn't gamble.

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