Thirsty guy....

There was this guy walking down the street on a hot day in July. He is just dying of thirst. Finally he comes across this bar. "Great" he thinks, "Finally I can get something to drink."

So the guy walks into the bar and immediatly realizes it is a gay bar. He starts to leave, but decides that he is just too thirsty. "Okay, I'll just be here long enough to get one beer." So he goes up to the bartender and asks for a beer. The bartender askes him "Well before you can get your beer, you have to tell us the name of your penis, sorry house rules." Well he thinks for a moment and turns to the guy on the right and asks him what he named his. The guy answers "Timex, it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'." The guy shudders for a moment and turns to the guy on his left and asks what the name of his is. The second guy says "Chevorlet, like a rock" Well the guy shudders again and thinks for a moment.

Finally he asks the bartender for a beer. "Well," askes the bartender, "What's the name of your penis" The guy thinks a little bit more and responds, "Secret" The bartender says Okay and gives the guy his beer. After awhile the bartender asks the man why he chose that name. "Simple," the guy resonds "Secret, strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."