Piece Meal
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James gets a call in the middle of the night from his friend Bambi, the blonde. "I'm working on a Jigsaw puzzle, and i can't get any of the peices together," she moans.
"What's the picture of?" he asks.
"It's a big Rooster," she answers.
thinkin he might be in for some lovin, James heads over to her house.
When he gets there, Bambi leads him into the her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw puzzle and the box with the picture of the rooster. "See?" she says. "The peices don't fit together."
"For God's Sake," he replies. "Put the Cornflakes back in the box!"
"What's the picture of?" he asks.
"It's a big Rooster," she answers.
thinkin he might be in for some lovin, James heads over to her house.
When he gets there, Bambi leads him into the her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw puzzle and the box with the picture of the rooster. "See?" she says. "The peices don't fit together."
"For God's Sake," he replies. "Put the Cornflakes back in the box!"
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