Headlines

> REALLY, REALLY BAD HEADLINES
> Double Meanings From Around The World
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> March Planned For Next August
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> Blind Bishop Appointed To See
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> Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip
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> L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
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> Patient At Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through
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> Latin Course To Be Canceled--No Interest Among Students, Et Al.
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> Diaper Market Bottoms Out
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> Croupiers On Strike--Management: "No Big Deal"
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> Stadium Air Conditioning Fails--Fans Protest
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> Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
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> Henshaw Offers Rare Opportunity to Goose Hunters
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> Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based
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> Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store
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> Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
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> Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
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> Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
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> Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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> Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin
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> Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
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> Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man
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> Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy
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> Autos Killing 110 a Day--Let's Resolve to Do Better
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> 20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar
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> War Dims Hope For Peace
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> If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While
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> Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
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> Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation
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> Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years
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