paradise

A young single guy is stranded on a deserted island. As he
washes ashore, he sees a women passed out in the sand. Able
to perform CPR on her, he saves her life. Suddenly, he
realizes that the woman is Cindy Crawford. Immediately,
Cindy falls in love with the man. Days and weeks go by, and
they're making passionate love morning, noon and night. True
Heaven on earth in the man's eyes. Alas, one day she notices
he's looking kind of glum.

"What's wrong, sweetheart?" she asks. "I know we're stranded,
but we're in love and we have a wonderful life together. Is
there something wrong? Is there anything I can do?"

He says, "Actually, Cindy, there is. Would you mind, putting
on my shirt and pants?" "Sure," she says, "if it'll help."
He takes off his shirt and pants and she puts it on. "Okay,
would you put on my hat now, and draw a little mustache on
your face?" he asks. "Whatever you want, sweetie," she says.

Then he says, "Now, would you start walking around the edge
of the island?" She starts walking around the perimeter of
the island. He sets off in the other direction. They meet up
half way around the island a half hour later.

He rushes up to her, grabs her by the shoulders, and says,
"Dude! You'll never believe who I'm sleeping with!"