1996 Medical Convention
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At a medical convention in europe was taking place as four doctor's from different countries all sat down together to discuss their country's advancement in medicine.
The doctor from Russia began..."Our medical technology has advanced so far that we can take a kidney out of one person, put into another person, and have the recovering patient looking for work within 3 weeks!"
The French doctor shook his head and said "In our country, our medicine is so advanced that we can take a liver from one patient and put into another and have the recovering patient looking for work within 2 weeks!"
The British doctor snickered and exclaimed "Well, our medicine is so advanced, we can take a lung out of one patient, put it in another patient, and have both of them looking for work within a week!!"
The American doctor jumps from the table and says "Boys, that ain't nothing. We can take an asshole out of Arkansas, put him in the White House, and have half the country looking for work the next day!"
The doctor from Russia began..."Our medical technology has advanced so far that we can take a kidney out of one person, put into another person, and have the recovering patient looking for work within 3 weeks!"
The French doctor shook his head and said "In our country, our medicine is so advanced that we can take a liver from one patient and put into another and have the recovering patient looking for work within 2 weeks!"
The British doctor snickered and exclaimed "Well, our medicine is so advanced, we can take a lung out of one patient, put it in another patient, and have both of them looking for work within a week!!"
The American doctor jumps from the table and says "Boys, that ain't nothing. We can take an asshole out of Arkansas, put him in the White House, and have half the country looking for work the next day!"
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