Grandpa & Grandson Go Fishing

One day a young boy and his grandpa were out fishing. While sitting there waiting for a bite the old man pulls out a beer. The little boy asks "Can I have a sip?" The grandpa replies "Is your penis long?" The little bot a little surprised says "Well, no." So the grandpa says then no you cant. A little while later the oldman takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke it. The little boy asks "Can I have one?" Again the oldman replies "Is your penis long?" And again the boy replies "No." So the little boy pulls out cookies from his bag and the oldman asks "Can I have one?" And the boy replies "Is your penis long?" The oldman surprised says "It most certainly is." Then the boy says "Well go fuck yourself these are my cookies!"