You Know You're Canadian If...

1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
2. You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk".
3. You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my
poutine?"
4. You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
5. You drink pop, not soda.
6. You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp,eh!?"
7. You don't hold your hand on your breast when you sing the national anthem.
8. You can drink legally while still a 'teen.
9. You know that francophones, anglophones and allophones are not electronic devices.
12. You're not sure if the leader of our nation has EVER had sex and don't want to know if he
has!
13. You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
14. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
15. You know that Mounties "don't always look like that."
16. You read rather than scanned this list.
17. You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly".
19. Your backpack has only one Canadian flag sew-on.
21. You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize" and "no sugar added", thanks to
your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.
22. You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
25. You know what a touque is.
26. You know Toronto is not a province.
29. You laugh afterward at some U.S. citizen's lack of knowledge of Canadian geography, but
you are too polite to correct them.