Your Mama Jokes

1.)your mama is so fat, when god said let there be light he made her move.

2.)your mama is so fat,she irons her pants in the driveway.

3.)your mama is so dumb, she got locked in a safeway and starved to death.

4.)your mama is so dumb, she ran into a parked car.

5.)your mama is so fat, she has more chins than a chinese phone book.

6.)your mama is so fat, she got babtized at seaworld.

7.)your mama is so poor I saw her walkin down the steet kickin a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said movin.

8.)your mama is so fat, you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot to have sex with her.

9.)your mama`s like a racecar, she burns though 4 rubbers a night.

10.)your mama is like a shotgun, to cocks and shill blow.