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Life On Mars

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The head of NASA runs into Bill Clinton's office with exciting news."Mr. President...Mr.President...We have found intelligent life on Mars".
The President obviously enjoys the news and says,"Intelligent ya say? Well,I reckon I wanna go up there and have a look see.Ya reckon their women are smart enough to have a dress cleaned?"


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