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Clinton Get's Hillary Pregnant

Hillary goes to the doctor for a check-up and finds out she's one month pregnant. Shocked and pissed, she calls her husband Bill and says, "How could you do this to me?"
He says, "What's going on?"
She says, "You asshole, why the fuck did you do this to me you got me pregnant."
After a moment of silence Clinton says, "Who's this?"

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