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Q. When is a blonde having a bad day?
A. When she finds a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her cigarette.

Q. What is a blonde upside down?
A. A brunette with a big mouth

Two blondes are out walking in a field, when they see some tracks. The first blonde says "Check out the deer tracks!" The second blonde replies "No, those are wolf tracks!" The first blonde repeats "Deer tracks!" They keep on arguing for half an hour, when a train runs them both down.

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